God, we need Molly Ivins right now.

It was Ivins who first called Rick Perry "Gov. Goodhair," and I would LOVE to see what she'd call him now.

Gov. Goodhair is a d**khead.

My husband went to school with him at Texas A&M University back in the '60s, and he told me waay back when the man was running for agricultural commissioner, that he was a d**khead.

There was a YouTube going around during his last campaign showing him chewing the holy hell out of a state trooper who had the great misfortune of having actually pulled him over for speeding.  Full of threats and self-importance and humiliation of the hapless law enforcement officer.

I could go to the trouble to look that link up for you right now if I gave a damn.

We hate him in Texas.  The only reason he got into office in the first place was that Bush appointed him when he left for the White House, and the only reason he got elected was because we had a Red State and there was no really good Democratic opponent available to run against him then.  Not to mention that Karl Rove and Tom DeLay OWNED the state at the time.

But in fact, last election?  It was split three ways and he won by 38% of the vote.

I repeat.  Thirty-frickin-eight percent.  A virtual landslide in his d**khead brain.

Texas has a very strong statehouse and a very weak governor's office, thank God.  That doesn't mean that we can't be HUMILIATED nationwide by the d**kheads who get themselves into the governor's mansion.

I'm begging you.

PLEADING with you.

Bush was bad enough for Texas.

Now we got Gov. D**khead.

PUH-LEEEZE don't paint the entire state with their big fat ugly brushes.

We're also the state of Molly Ivins and Ann Richards and Lyndon Johnson and Lady Bird.

We're a big beautiful state and as of this moment WE ARE CHANGING.

Both Dallas and Houston as well as Austin and San Antonio--our largest metropolitan areas--voted completely Blue in the last election, from mayor to dog catcher to county sheriff.

Obama won the caucus here when he ran against Hillary.  Don't forget that.

What I'm saying is that the state is purpling.  I have written about this many times and I would provide links right now if I wasn't so damn pissed I can barely type.

This secession talk is absolutely nothing but a D**KHEAD governor knowing full well that he is polling way behind Kay Bailey Hutchison for the next race, and he's trying to whip up the base into a Rovian frenzy so he can gather up a few shreds of support but I guarandamntee you we are sick unto holy death of the man down here in the Lone Star State and we cannot WAIT to get rid of him.

Hutchison has been a good senator.  I don't agree with her one hundred percent of course, but every time I've had to contact her office for any reason, either by phone or e-mail, I've gotten a hand-signed snail-mail letter in response. 

She's a conservative Republican so I  won't vote for her but I swear to God I'd campaign for her if she was the only candidate against Gov. D**khead.

Most people don't realize that she is actually much more moderate than she began to seem during the Delay/Rove years.  She was called a RINO on Rush.  You know, Republican In Name Only, because of some ridiculous little thing she did or said.

But she takes good care of our military bases here and our troops.

But this isn't about Hutchison.

It's about a real D**khead son of a bitch lying hypocritical rat-bastard phony-ass barely-governor who has HUMILIATED us again.

Don't blame us for him.  He got in with 38% of the stupid vote.  We hate him.  We can't wait to get rid of him.

AND NOBODY WANTS TO F**KING SECEDE.

Just this past week that lying hypocrite took stimulus money, not to mention whined and cried for National Guard troops on the border and I don't know what-all.

Be hard to do those things if we were a republic again.

God.

Ignore the d**khead and please don't judge the whole damn state because of him.

Or Bush for that matter.

Because right now the whole damn state is CHANGING.  Mark my words, it will be Blue within a four-year cycle, or at the very least, the next eight.  After a whole generation of Republican idiocy.  In fact, our statehouse is only very narrowly Red as we speak. 

We're goin' purple baby, and if I'm grateful of one damn thing Gov. D**khead has done, it is that he has only HASTENED THE PROCESS.

My biggest regret?

The man had to be an Aggie.

Crap.